When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you see someone deadlifting in silence
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
My face after a set of calf raises
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day