Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When the gym is the best part of the day and you’ve been already
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When you see someone training with perfect form
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
My face when a good song comes on during my workout
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics