Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When your ex notices your gainz
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
How haters look when you keep getting better
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you see someone deadlifting in silence
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips