How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is ho
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When someone tells me you workout too much
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer