When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
When you get a free shaker with your protein
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephant
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum