When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
My face after a set of calf raises
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When i see a regular outside of the gym
You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
Non lifter you workout too much. me
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me