When you’ve finished the workout and already thinking about the next one
When you run out of protein powder
When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings
When you see someone move the pin down to a heavier weight when they’re done using the machine
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you overhear you’re son telling his friends that he has zero interest in lifting weights