When you get a free shaker with your protein
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When someone performs 10 reps with your max
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
My face when i see a pic of myself before i had gainz
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum