When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When you catch someone miring your gainz
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym