When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet