When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
My face when my gym buddy turns up
When you finally see a free squat rack
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When someone asks me why i workout so much
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill