When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Wife can you skip the gym today me
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you see a gym bench finally available
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot