When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Gym crush hi, how are you me
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When someone asks how many sets you got left