When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching