Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When you find low carb food you actually like
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you see a gym bench finally available
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When it’s leg day but you dont wanna
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day