Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
My face when my gym buddy turns up
Everyone else having seconds. me
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow