Everyone else having seconds. me
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
Me, looking at bread
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
How haters look when you keep getting better
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
My face when i think someone is almost finished with the machine i want
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz
Non lifter you workout too much. me
My face after a set of calf raises
My face when my gym buddy turns up