Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
My face when my gym buddy turns up
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime