When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going

When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza

Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime

When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me

When a gym newbie offers diet advice

Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work

Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else