Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you

Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist

Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym

When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs

Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves

Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me

When you’re injured and see everyone lifting