Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me

Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym

The face you make when you see someone with bad form

When your gym buddy ain’t funny but you need that scoop of protein

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some

Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me

When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press

Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique