Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me

When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli

Everyone else having seconds. me

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio

When you get to the gym and it’s full of newbies

Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work

When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day