Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me

Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me

When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile

When you finally see a free squat rack

Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym

My face when i look in the mirror and see gainz

When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching

When your gym crush notices your gainz

That moment when there’s finally a free bench at the gym