When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym

When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats

When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work

My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale

When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy

When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps

Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me

My face outside any restaurant after i workout

Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me