When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

When you’re at the gym and your song comes on

Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me

When the gym is the most exciting part of the day, and that’s over

When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds

Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week

When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some

When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results

When you see someone curling in the squat rack