Gym mfer putting their plates back. me

When your gym crush notices your gainz

When you find low carb food you actually like

When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym

That moment when your date says they don’t lift

The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym

When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today

When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day