Gym crush hi, how are you me

When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym

When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going

When the gym staff know your name

When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up

When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift

Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me

The face you make when we have burpees in the workout

When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up