When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza

When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat

When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow

When someone tells me you workout too much

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist

When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys

Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session

Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me