When you’re at the gym and your song comes on

When you catch someone miring your gainz

Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me

When you see someone half repping their squats

When she notices your calves

Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me

When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some

When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same

That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit