Wife can you skip the gym today me

When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much

When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat

When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big

Non lifter you’re getting too big. me

Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else

Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime

When you’ve been on the treadmill for 2 minutes but it’s actually been 1

When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it