Non lifter you’re getting too big. me

When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name

When you get to the gym and it’s full of newbies

When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day

When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet

When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats

When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating

When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale

When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice