When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns

Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me

When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny

When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale

Gym crush hi, how are you me

Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day

When your coworker brings in donuts

Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me