When they putting clips on the smith machine

Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else

Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you

When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves

Everyone else having seconds. me

Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio