When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs

Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me

Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio

My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else

Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me

When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights

Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist