Wife can you skip the gym today me

When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio

When you trained someone for 2 weeks and then they quit

Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy

When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym

The look i give people while on my meal plan

When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym

Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me