When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs

Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym

When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves

When people who don’t workout try to give you advice

When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others

Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me

When you get advice from the skinny guy

When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps

When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym