When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky

When someone tells me you workout too much

When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me

My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me

Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym

When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky