Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym

When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some

When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs

When someone tells you how much they used to squat, back in the day

When someone tells you they enjoy burpees

When no one asks for my fitness advice

When someone accuses you of half repping squats

Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me

When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit