When some says you’re so lucky not being fat

When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky

When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs

Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime

When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others

When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio

When you’ve been on the treadmill for 2 minutes but it’s actually been 1

Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me

When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some