Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me

How haters look when you keep getting bigger

When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice

When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow

Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist

When someone says your gainz are down to genetics

When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go

That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans

When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats