When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings

When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit

Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum

When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out

Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum

You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout

When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys

When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny

Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me