When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds

When a gym newbie offers diet advice

When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza

When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day

When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza

When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza

When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs

When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns