Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day

Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted

When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves

When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed

When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift

When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat

When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today

When you love working out but you’re tired of being sore