When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench

The face you make when someone interrupts your set

When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long

Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me

When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day

When someone asks for a scoop of your protein

When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza

When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout

When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym