When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie

When you’re at the gym and your song comes on

Gym mfer putting their plates back. me

My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale

When you see someone training with perfect form

Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves

When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile

When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s

When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid