When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set

When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone

Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves

When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again

Me in between sets, contemplating life

Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me

Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me

When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot

When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips