When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating

When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout

The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio

Me, looking at bread

Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week

When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs

When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again

When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day

When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat