When someone says they don’t train on fridays

Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life

The look i give people while on my meal plan

Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me

When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns

When a gym newbie offers training advice

When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza

Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones

Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime