Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym

When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie

How haters look when you keep getting bigger

When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing

When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale

When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name

That feeling when a random person at the gym asks you for technique critique

When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go

Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs