When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again

Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist

Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong

When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some

When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life

Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym

When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices

When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates

When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza